School children need to learn to use knives and forks
This may be hard to believe, but since the TSA (Transit Security Administration) has banned knives from meals since they could be used a weapons (so can a fork), the school cafeterias seem to have banned any foods that require a knife, banishing them as potentially lethal weapons along with forks. The children have to use spoons like babies to eat their meals. Jamie Oliver, the chef from Britain, discovered this unknown factoid about food. This is one reason that food in schools, is so bad. Another is cost. Yet another is the pressure of agri-business and the subsidies (money again) provided for food stuffs.







all kids should be kept in giant plastic bubbles until they get married. then they can share a big bubble.
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